Now that BP has made Big Promises to make Big Payments (industry experts say the $20 billion in escrow will grow to $65 billion by the time this is all over), and now that BP has also provided some unintended comic relief by allowing Big People to laugh at the expense of “small people,” we all need to start filling up our gas-guzzling SUVs and RVs this summer at BP stations all over America, to make sure that BP stays solvent as a company, that it does not go into bankruptcy, that British Pensioners can continue to enjoy their cuppa as their American cousins cry all the way to the bank. Drill, baby, drill. Keep the oil coming. Plug that hole. Why does it all sound like Big Porno?
Category: OUT ON A LIMBy Paul1 Comment
haha. Glad to see the blogging intermission has ended… the argument among my friends about BP recently has been that the execs need to be charged with murder (for the people who lost their lives on the rig or should face some other extensive criminal charges). Maybe we should think of some porno punishment for them? having sex while sarah palin, in a black corset, orders them to drill, baby, drill… and about halfway through they get hosed down with gallons and gallons of crude…