In downtown Lawrence yesterday, a woman dressed as a condom was promoting the virtues of having pets spayed or neutered. She was carrying a sign which said: “Condoms won’t work. Fix your cat!” This rendered me speechless, reducing me to near catatonia. I had no idea that feline lovers were gratifying themselves so furtively.
In related news, last night the mayor of the capital city of Topeka also repealed the city’s domestic abuse law, a move designed to ensure the city wouldn’t be stuck with the bill for prosecuting such cases. What’s a cat to do in Kansas?
Well, the Kansas legislature doesn’t give a shit about human beings over populating the state. it’s those deadbeat cats, eating up our welfare and social security that we need to do away with. DOWN WITH ANIMAL RIGHTS! Suck the cock of the GOP, we promise we won’t come in your eyes again.
(bit colorful, but I’m really pissed, Paul… Seriously.)