Our NRA Father, which art in America,
Hallowed be thy Second Amendment.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done in schoolyards and college campuses,
As it is in movie theaters and convention centers.
Give us this day our daily massacre.
And forgive us our assault weapons,
As we slaughter them that trespass against us.
And lead us also into abortion clinics,
To deliver unborn babies from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
The fire power, and the shooting glory,
For ever and ever.