Ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean was hawking her autobiography on Fox News last night. During the cheery interview with Hannity, she coyly revealed that there is a solo sex video of her floating around, the result of a youthful indiscretion, something she made for her boyfriend at the time. It isn’t clear whether this was before or after her famous breast implants.
Her autobiography is called STILL STANDING, which makes me wonder what position she’s in, upright or supine, in that video. In any case, now that she has told the whole world about it, why doesn’t she just throw in a DVD of the video with the book? It will allow her to compete better in the marketplace with Sarah Palin’s upcoming autobiography, and also with Levi Johnston’s forthcoming Playgirl centerfold.
Think about it. Carrie Prejean Sans Jeans! The Religious Right which she champions should be thrilled that she’s keeping righteous folks busy, turning the pages of her book and, if they’ve got the video, simultaneously reaching for the remote and pressing all the right buttons. Rest assured, there will be no idle hands in the devil’s workshop, not anymore, not with Carrie leading us all through the Pearly Gates!
Too funny. I’m sort of curious to know if she’s thinking some sort of sex tape/ Kardashian/ Paris Hilton-style publicity will get her a reality TV show. I’m beginning to wonder who had the first sex tape release scandal? Was it Pam and Tommy Lee??
Back in the 1970s, there were audio tapes released in the Philippines of President Ferdinand Marcos singing love songs while making love to a Hollywood starlet named Dovie Beams. Rather than being outraged or horrified, the Filipinos took great pride in the fact that they had a leader who was macho enough to bed a Hollywood starlet.