Tiger Woods is finally living up to his name. Okay, so the guy gets a woody with some other lady. He and his wife alledgedly get into a spat. He tries to leave in his car. She chases after him with a golf club and starts swinging. Did she bash him with an iron or, ironically, with a wood? In any case, in Puritanical America, if Nike and his other corporate sponsors can’t deal with this “holes-in-one” scandal, our man really has nothing to worry about. When the moment is right, I’m sure he will be ready to sign with any of the Mad Men representing Cialis or Viagra. Sample headline for a new ad campaign: Tigerrr Plays Harrrd with Viagrrra!
Category: OUT ON A LIMBy Paul