If Sarah Palin wants to enrich herself further after all the lucrative book tours and speaking engagements run out, she can always set up shop as a folksy fortune teller. She doesn’t have to read the palms of her religious Republican followers, because she can just read her own. Her slogan can be, “With Sister Sarah, every day is Palm Sunday.” And for extra donations, she can also read the tea leaves of all the fervent and devout teabaggers. I’m surprised she didn’t do this last week in Nashville, when she was the keynote speaker at the first National Tea Party Convention. By the way, did anyone else but me notice that the convention was held at the Gaylord Opryland Hotel, and that all the TV cameras showed the speakers preaching behind a Gaylord podium? Gay Lord? Really? Why weren’t all the people at the convention on their knees, worshipping their Gay Lord?