5 October 2010: Christine O’Donnell Is Fu Manchu!

In her new television campaign commercial, Republican senate nominee Christine O’Donnell claims that she’s me.  So the cat’s out of the bag. Voters in Delaware now have proof that this ex-witch is really a 66-year-old Asian-American male who believes in evolution and masturbation because even chimps in zoos do it.  What’s worse, Christine O’Donnel’s remaining…