Paul March 17th, 2010
Legend has it that St. Patrick banished all the snakes from Ireland. If we pray hard enough, maybe the good saint will come back and rid us of all the snakes in Congress, the red ones as well as the blue ones. And then, if there’s time, because “sex addiction” seems to be rearing its head ever more frequently these days, maybe he can also tame the unruly snakes in the trousers of seminal celebrities like Tiger Woods, John Edwards, David Letterman, Eliot Spitzer, Mark Sanford, Mark Foley, Eric Massa, ad nauseam. Tennis, anyone? Snorkeling?
Tags: David Letterman, Eliot Spitzer, Eric Massa, John Edwards, Mark Foley, Mark Sanford, St. Patrick, Tiger Woods
Paul October 2nd, 2009
In his TV show last night, David Letterman joked about having sex with women on his staff. No one expects him to wear the LETTER A around his neck. What if Whoopi Goldberg or Barbara Walters had done the same thing? Oh, wait. Didn’t Baba Wawa confess to having an affair with US Senator Edward Brooke? And didn’t Whoopi admit to having more than just cocktails with Ted Danson? Okay, their paramours weren’t lowly male staffers, which goes to show that female fornicators and/or adulterers have higher standards than men. Even Hester Prynne went for no one less than the preacher himself. The LETTER A around her neck was not for some Acolyte.
Tags: Barbara Walters, David Letterman, Edward Brooke, Hester Prynne, Ted Danson, Whoopi Goldberg
