Paul January 12th, 2010
Today’s headlines reveal that Sarah Palin is joining Fox News as a regular commentator, and that Simon Cowell is leaving ”American Idol” at the end of the season. Now that Ellen Degeneres has replaced Paula Abdul on “Idol,” my guess is that Fox is grooming Moose Palin to join Buckaroo Degeneres on “Idol” after Cobra Cowell’s departure. I’d love to see these two women lick each other in a catfight. Wouldn’t that be a marriage made in heaven…or hell…or maybe California?
And when she quits “Idol” halfway through her contract, Moose Palin will go for Rush Limbaugh’s job and run for President of the United States in 2012. I think that’s what she really meant to tell Katie Couric in that infamous interview, that she can see Rush from her window in Alaska, and maybe her head up on Mount Rushmore as well.
Tags: American Idol, Ellen Degeneres, Fox News, Katie Couric, Mount Rushmore, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Simon Cowell
Paul November 10th, 2009
Ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean was hawking her autobiography on Fox News last night. During the cheery interview with Hannity, she coyly revealed that there is a solo sex video of her floating around, the result of a youthful indiscretion, something she made for her boyfriend at the time. It isn’t clear whether this was before or after her famous breast implants.
Her autobiography is called STILL STANDING, which makes me wonder what position she’s in, upright or supine, in that video. In any case, now that she has told the whole world about it, why doesn’t she just throw in a DVD of the video with the book? It will allow her to compete better in the marketplace with Sarah Palin’s upcoming autobiography, and also with Levi Johnston’s forthcoming Playgirl centerfold.
Think about it. Carrie Prejean Sans Jeans! The Religious Right which she champions should be thrilled that she’s keeping righteous folks busy, turning the pages of her book and, if they’ve got the video, simultaneously reaching for the remote and pressing all the right buttons. Rest assured, there will be no idle hands in the devil’s workshop, not anymore, not with Carrie leading us all through the Pearly Gates!
Tags: Carrie Prejean, Fox News, Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin
