Paul October 5th, 2010
In her new television campaign commercial, Republican senate nominee Christine O’Donnell claims that she’s me. So the cat’s out of the bag. Voters in Delaware now have proof that this ex-witch is really a 66-year-old Asian-American male who believes in evolution and masturbation because even chimps in zoos do it. What’s worse, Christine O’Donnel’s remaining relatives in China are all secretly planning to invade the United States of America. Christine O’Donnell is Fu Manchu! Who knew?
Tags: Christine O'Donnell, Fu Manchu
Paul October 30th, 2009
Students at the University of Kansas frequently tell me that, on first meeting me, they find me intimidating and scary. And so, with Halloween coming up, I guess there is no need for me to look for Sarah Palin, Michael Steele, Michele Bachmann, Joe Lieberman, or Liz and Dick Cheney “two-for-the-price-of-one” face masks. I’ll just simply be myself and let people see what they want to see—The Bruised Lee! The Jackie-o’-Chantern! The Fulsome Manchu! The Inscrutable Asian! The Yellow Peril! BOO!
Tags: Bruce Lee, dick cheney, Fu Manchu, Jackie Chan, Joe Lieberman, Liz Cheney, Michael Steele, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin
