3 December 2015: The New Lord’s Prayer

Our NRA Father, which art in America, Hallowed be thy Second Amendment. Thy Kingdom come. Thy will be done in schoolyards and college campuses, As it is in movie theaters and convention centers. Give us this day our daily massacre. And forgive us our assault weapons, As we slaughter them that trespass against us. And…

4 April 2013: No Gun Left Behind

In order to make schools safer, the National Rifle Association wants all teachers and administrators to buy guns and undergo special training so they can be ready to stop the likelihood of Newtown ever happening again.  But why stop with teachers and administrators?  In the State of Kansas, for example, if you’re fourteen years old,…

29 March 2011: Kill All Them Critters Quietly!

Thanks to the lobbying efforts of the National Rifle Association, the Kansas Legislature has now approved a bill that would allow the use of silencers for hunting, fishing and fur harvesting.  Gov. Sam Brownback is expected to sign the bill with no loud outcries from the air, nor from the field and stream.  So now…