Paul June 27th, 2010
If men with erectile dysfunction can reach for Viagra and/or Cialis to make sure they’re “ready when the moment is right,” it’s only fair that women with libido difficulties should have a remedy of their own. According to an article in The New York Times, relief is just around the corner. Right now, the F.D.A. is vetting a drug called flibanserin. It’s supposed to increase female sexual desire, but it could also cause dizziness and nausea. Thus, coitus could be messy. Girl Sees Boy, Girl Gets Boy, Girl Vomits on Boy. Boy Runs To Loo To Take A Shower. Girl Loses Boy. Maybe that’s what happened to Napoleon long before he met his Waterloo. ”Not tonight, Josephine!”
Tags: Cialis, F.D.A., flibanserin, Josephine, Napoleon, Viagra, Waterloo
Paul December 13th, 2009
Just when we’ve all become accustomed to hearing about “erections lasting more than four hours” thanks to Viagra, comes word that there is a new drug in the market which cures premature ejaculation in men. According to The New York Times, Johnson & Johnson “has developed Priligy, a pill aimed at men who ejaculate before copulating or within seconds of beginning…by helping to prolong latency time before orgasm.” It’s not being marketed yet in the United States, but when it is, I’m sure it’ll come with the usual warnings about side effects, most likely about tireless penises that take more than four hours to orgasm. Women should be extra careful that their men don’t take Viagra in conjunction with Priligy, or they will all turn into chafing dishes overnight.
Tags: orgasms, Priligy, Viagra
Paul November 30th, 2009
Tiger Woods is finally living up to his name. Okay, so the guy gets a woody with some other lady. He and his wife alledgedly get into a spat. He tries to leave in his car. She chases after him with a golf club and starts swinging. Did she bash him with an iron or, ironically, with a wood? In any case, in Puritanical America, if Nike and his other corporate sponsors can’t deal with this ”holes-in-one” scandal, our man really has nothing to worry about. When the moment is right, I’m sure he will be ready to sign with any of the Mad Men representing Cialis or Viagra. Sample headline for a new ad campaign: Tigerrr Plays Harrrd with Viagrrra!
Tags: Cialis, Mad Men, Tiger Woods, Viagra
