Sordid news about self-righteous Republicans who cannot seem to keep their dicks private, or their privates out of the public forum, just keep increasing and multiplying. Strom Thurmond, Mark Foley, Ted Haggard, Larry Craig, John Ensign, Mark Sanford, and now Michael Duvall. If you’d like to see a complete list dating all the way back to 1925, with detailed descriptions of each sinful transgression, just Google “Republican Sex Scandals” and settle back for a stimulating read. It’s almost as good as the Bible, a book which, according to Oscar Wilde, begins with a naked couple in a garden and ends with further Revelations.