16 September 2009: What Would Judas Do?

So here’s a scene from my own remake of The Greatest Story Ever Told. The twelve apostles are having their Last Supper with Him.  Seated on the far right is Judas, clutching a bagful of silver coins, campaign contributions which have poured in during the night from the far right. 
Him: (Picking up a piece of bread) Eat, for this is my Body. 
Judas: You lie!  That’s gross!  Who do you think we are? Jeffrey Dahmer?
Him: (Raising a glass of wine) Drink, for this is my Blood.
Judas:  You lie!  So now we’re vampires, too?
Him: Do this in commemoration of me.
Judas: Liar Liar Hip-Hop Pants on Fire! Liar Liar Pentecostal Tongues of Fire!