Cypher celebrity Paris Hilton says in the new issue of Time that “every decade has an iconic blonde like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana, and right now I’m that icon.” Let’s hope that, unlike Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana, who both died young, dumb-belle Hilton does not perish too soon, and that she lives to…
At the grocery store yesterday, in the aisle where I was examining the red, green and golden delicious apples, I was approached by an attractive woman, perhaps in her late 30s or early 40s, who said excitedly, “I just want you to know, I had you in English years ago. You were such a…
I’ve always admired Hillary Clinton, but there’s no denying that, once the Republicans saw the handwriting on the wall and the glass ceiling breaking, our Hillary gave birth to their Sarah Palin, who then spawned such shrews as Sharron Angle, Carly Fiorina, Linda McMahon, Christine O’Donnell and Meg Whitman. I don’t want to sound misogynistic,…
Okay, I voted and lost in every single category, but I’m still devoted. All my “R” friends and colleagues in Kansas will now accuse me of “grade inflation” for giving an “A” to all the “D” candidates. But, hey, it cheers me up that Sharron Angle, Carly Fiorina, Linda McMahon, Christine O’Donnell and Meg Whitman…