In his TV show last night, David Letterman joked about having sex with women on his staff. No one expects him to wear the LETTER A around his neck. What if Whoopi Goldberg or Barbara Walters had done the same thing? Oh, wait. Didn’t Baba Wawa confess to having an affair with US Senator Edward Brooke? And didn’t Whoopi admit to having more than just cocktails with Ted Danson? Okay, their paramours weren’t lowly male staffers, which goes to show that female fornicators and/or adulterers have higher standards than men. Even Hester Prynne went for no one less than the preacher himself. The LETTER A around her neck was not for some Acolyte.