l October 2009: Is Sarah Palin a Mutant?

I’m sure Sarah Palin gave the title of her upcoming memoir a great deal of thought before deciding to call it GOING ROGUE: AN AMERICAN LIFE.  She will surely benefit from all the allusions to ROGUE, a fictional female character from Marvel Comics, a mutant who, according to Wikipedia, “absorbs the memories, physical strength and…the abilities of anyone she touches.”   
So, if you buy Sarah’s book and you get her to autograph it when she’s out on the road promoting it, be sure you don’t allow her to touch you, or she will suck all the life out of you, drain you of all your humanity, look into your eyes and see not Russia but how much money you have left in your wallet after you bought her book.