Paul March 17th, 2010
Legend has it that St. Patrick banished all the snakes from Ireland. If we pray hard enough, maybe the good saint will come back and rid us of all the snakes in Congress, the red ones as well as the blue ones. And then, if there’s time, because “sex addiction” seems to be rearing its head ever more frequently these days, maybe he can also tame the unruly snakes in the trousers of seminal celebrities like Tiger Woods, John Edwards, David Letterman, Eliot Spitzer, Mark Sanford, Mark Foley, Eric Massa, ad nauseam. Tennis, anyone? Snorkeling?
Tags: David Letterman, Eliot Spitzer, Eric Massa, John Edwards, Mark Foley, Mark Sanford, St. Patrick, Tiger Woods
Paul September 11th, 2009
Sordid news about self-righteous Republicans who cannot seem to keep their dicks private, or their privates out of the public forum, just keep increasing and multiplying. Strom Thurmond, Mark Foley, Ted Haggard, Larry Craig, John Ensign, Mark Sanford, and now Michael Duvall. If you’d like to see a complete list dating all the way back to 1925, with detailed descriptions of each sinful transgression, just Google “Republican Sex Scandals” and settle back for a stimulating read. It’s almost as good as the Bible, a book which, according to Oscar Wilde, begins with a naked couple in a garden and ends with further Revelations.
Tags: Bible, John Ensign, Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Mark Sanford, Michael Duvall, Oscar Wilde, Republican Sex Scandals, Revelations, Strom Thurmond, Ted Haggard
