Writing on Sarah Palin in Time magazine’s double-issue on The 100 Most Influential People In The World, conservative gun-toting sexagenarian rock guitarist Ted Nugent asserts that “the independent patriotic spirit, attitude and soul of our forefathers are alive and well in Sarah. In the way she lives, what she says and how she dedicates herself to make America better in these interesting times, she represents the good, while exposing the bad and ugly.” I think it’s time to get rid of all my old Ted Nugent records, except that I’ve never bought or owned any.
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Ted Nugent avoided showers or brushing his teeth for a month before his draft physical, and spent the last week and a half beforehand eating nothing but McDonald’s, drinking nothing but Pepsi, and crapping and pissing himself in the same set of drawers. He showed up at the draft board, swimming in his own sweat, urine and shit…apparently, it would appear, to establish his bona fides as a patriot some 40 years later.
Thank God America has beacons of bravery like the Motor City Madman to light the way for us on the path to righteousness.